Round and round the plate we go…
Where we stop, only the umpire knows.
And Not a Single Fuck Was Given. Ever.
Brian Wilson, relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants, arrives at work.
Beckett thrown out at first…from right field!
What if the Red Sox Didn’t Trade Kevin Youkilis to the White Sox, But Actually Sent His Evil Twin?
Red Sox Youkilis:
White Sox Youkilis:
Not only did Youkilis change from a hero’s primary colors to a villain’s nefarious black and whites, but he gave up the goatee for a truly terrifying mustache.
I’m not saying that the Red Sox subverted Major League rules by trading an evil twin to the White Sox, but I’m not not saying that either, if you catch my drift.